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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)17:41:14 No.63072691 >convince Mommy to stop by McDonald's drive thru for some nuggies >"welcome to MCdonalds can I take your order?" >'II HAVE THE 20 PIECE NUGGIES AND EXTRA LARGE FRIES! I proclaim 64 KB JPG >"n-now sweetie, thats too much food for y-" >whip out my iphone and start blasting Death Grips- Takyon >"p-p-please sweetheart we talked abou thi-" >TRIPLE SIX FIVE FOUR YUH SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL >start bashing my head repeatedly against the windshield >mommy gets me what I ordered and an xtra large oreo mcflurry as compensation

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