Virgin vs. Chad - the virgin world-builder vs the chad FORGER OF WORLDS

Reminder that using the best way to use this format is to make Chad literally completely opposite of virgin, even (and especially) if this causes logical inconsistencies.

Basically, Chad should read:

-Intentionally makes his setting shallow

-Knows that no one would buy his book, publishes anyways

-Geography actively contradicts itself, even in the same paragraph

-Never revises his work beyond the first draft

-References his world in real world conversations

-Everybody finds this completely normal

-Posts blurry, out-of-focus images of his work, expects people to understand it anyways

-Creates his work in a sensory deprivation chamber

-uses crayons to write, creates his maps in ASCII using notepad

-Only uses the brightest colours

-Has no unique ideas, everything is borrowed from someone else

-Worldbuilds standing up, improving posture

-Is functionally illiterate, still a better writer than you

-Dehydration quickens the process

My approach to the most tedious aspect of worldbuilding, geography, has always been 'look, everybody has fucking magic powers, obviously they don't have our physics, so I can put the desert wherever I goddamn want'.