Me IRL - How it looks vs how it feels

Glad I'm not the only weirdo who thought of that when doing these things (except the glue gun one).
I even remember having one type of TV remote that even made a very satisfying clack sound when you closed its casing.

The difference between gun people and non gun people is that non-gun people feel like they're reloading a shotgun when putting batteries in the remote…

And gun people feel like they're putting batteries in the remote when loading a shotgun.