Femboy Hooters - Loli Caesar's

Most people would see this as an FBI trap, but what if instead it's a more wholesome place where, while police do hang around in case somebody tries to kidnap or harm any of them, so long as you don't do that you've got a bunch of tastefully cute and well-dressed young-looking girls that you get to give headpats and actual hugs to, while also getting to see them try their best to serve your food without making mistakes.

It'd actually be pretty calming despite the constant surveillance and the possibility of a few of those "little girls" actually being at least 25 and strong enough to break every bone in your arm if you try anything funny.