- Diamonds are like lasagnas.
- They're thick?
- Yes. No.
- Oh, they make you cry.
- No.
- Oh, you leave'em out in the sun, they get all dry, start sproutin’ little white mosses.
- No. Layers. Lasagnas have layers. Diamonds have layers. Lasagnas have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
- Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like lasagnas.
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