"Weird Al" Yankovic - You went full JoJo Stardust Crusader

Stand Name: 『ＴＲＵＥ ＳＴＯＲＩＥＳ』
Stand User: "Weird Al" Yankovic

Destructive Power: C
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: E
Precision: D
Developmental Potential: A

The stand in its natural state takes the form of a brush and a piece of paper, once the user has directly seen another stand in eyeshot, they can use the brush to draw a copy of the stand that they have just seen to create a weaker replica of that stand, True Stories has trouble copying stands that do not have a physical form, but can modify the appearance and function of its copy, like after copying a stand like Crazy Diamond, it can modify it's healing ability to instead grow new limbs entirely, or modify Star Platinum to have an extra set of arms for ORAORAORAing.

The stand's name comes from the Talking Heads' seventh studio album, as well as the Datarock song of the same name, which the latter is one ginourmous shout out to Talking Heads, down to the lyrics being nothing but titles from Talking Heads tracks.

This stand reflects Weird Al's career of parody tracks, as it relies on the copying and modification of other stands for best effect.