Toddposting - Steamed Hams but it's Todd's house

"Good Lord what is happening in there?"
"Uh, the next Elder Scrolls game?"
"May I see it?"
"…. no"

consumer goes to Bethesda E3 presentation
"Well, Todd Howard, I made it. Despite your promises."
"Ah, Bethesda Creation Club™ member, welcome! I hope you're prepared for some unforgettable announcements!"
"Myeah."
Todd goes backstage
"By the Divines! My game releases are ruined! But what if…I were to port Skyrim and Fallout 4 and disguise it as a new release? Ohoho, delightfully devilish, Todd!"