Mercy, on the day of the game's release: Do not worry, my fallen friends and allies! I, Dr. Ziegler, am here to save the day!! :D
Mercy, present-day: These people are afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The maps are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their bad plays and their constant spam of, "I need healing". And all the DPS and tanks will look up and they will shout, "REZ ME!!", and I'll look down and whisper, "No…"
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