Now that I learned geometry, I found the missing piece of Google-Fu required to recover the final bit I like the most:
Humans: so, uh, funny story
Vulcan Science Academy: Let us guess â youâre not here to return the two warp cores we loaned you for experimentation, and youâre here to tell us that both of them were destroyed at once while you were trying to turn a sun into a torus again
Humans: well, half right
VSA: Wait, what is this
Humans: This is sixteen warp cores
VSA: How is this
Humans: Turns out that at the center of the stellar toroid there was a subspace anomaly that--
VSA: PLEASE donât
Humans: --caused a refractive tachyon emission that--
VSA: This is literally impossible in every sense of the word
Humans: -- depolarized the warp fields and in short--
VSA: Just no
Humans: -- the warp fields got cloned and we ended up with four.
VSA: But you brought back sixteen
Humans: We had to repeat the experiment a couple of times to make sure it wasnât a fluke
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