> driven to madness, Shia kills himself > has He Will Not Divide Us flag buried with him in remote location, with a livestream camera inside his coffin > anon on /pol/ researches into meme magic and its connections to Ancient Egyptian mythology > becomes first mortal to contact Osiris in thousands of years > anon is granted Osiris' blessing > goes to find Shia's body > uses gifted necromancy powers to resurrect him as an undead thrall > commands him to hand over the flag while being recorded on the livestream camera > our glorious savior Kek watches from above the heavens, smiling
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