Overwatch - *hacks into sportacus’ apple*

Here's a little lesson in hackery,
this is going down in history!"

If you want to be a hacker number one,
you have to crack a politician on the run!

Just follow my lead, and lurk around,
be careful not to make a sound-
[!!!]
No, don't click that!

Now look at these pics that I just found,
when I say say go be ready to post
Eh go!
Post on her wall, not mine! Ugh, let's try something else!

Now watch and learn, here's the plan,
these forum posts will get her permabanned!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!