Pokémon - He died for TVTokyo's and TPC's sins

Our Loser
Who art in Kalos
Hallowed be thy name
By Kalos League
He failed the deed
On Earth, as it is in Kalos
Give us this day our daily salt
And forgive us for our losses
And to forgive those who've lost against us
and lead us not into anger
but deliver us from Alain
Amen
(This was a stretch, admittedly)

Wow I didn't know the punishment for losing was so harsh.