I am not sexually attracted to a spider…. I am not sexually attracted to a spider…. I am not sexually attracted to a spider…. I am not sexually attracted to a spider…. I amSEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A SPIDER!!!
…Wait a minute, why did I say that?
>Friend's birthday coming up.
>Fucking terrified of spiders.
>*Grinch grin.jpeg*
I think I have reached asshole nirvana, if I can pull this off behind my parent's back, I will become the motherfucking king. Only problem, no Paypal or credit cards. One day, one day…
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Sir Maxwell of Maxenwood
Sep 04, 2015 at 10:13AM EDT
Mudkip Master
Sep 03, 2015 at 08:57PM EDT