Tumblr - "In less than 5 years the left will effectively sacrifice Christians to the Juggalo Overlords and give all world power to man-hating lesbians. Jesus wants us to deport Obama."

"The liberal left wants to take away our first amendment rights and allow the gays to marry. It's time to let Jesus back into our hearts and anuses."

Eh, that generator could use more variety.

Or maybe conservatives need more variety, I can't tell.