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File: gilderoy lockhart.jpg (271 KB, 902x1195) ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:44:18 No.194203697 ► >>194203806 >>194203862 >>194204016 >>194204196 >>194204221 >>194204288 >>194207490 >>194207718 >>194208957 >>194211785 >here's that teen heartthrob I was telling you about ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:45:32 No.194203806 >>194204056 >>194204097 >>194204378 >>194204453 >>194205428 >>194203697 (OP) >In Order of the Phoenix, Harry comes across Lockhart in St Mungo's while visiting Arthur Weasley at Christmas. Lockhart has not recovered any of his memories but is childishly proud of being able to write in "joined-up letters". He still enjoys signing autographs and continues to receive fan mail, although he has no idea why. For his part, Harry feels a slight twinge of guilt for Lockhart's amnesia (especially since it becomes clear that St. Mungo's has given up on trying to undo the damage) but he consoles himself with the fact that it was Lockhart's own fault that he is now reduced to a child-like mentality harry potter - the hero everybody! Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:52:18 No.194204221 >>194203697 (OP) >this is a 10/10 in bongland ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)15:12:00 No.194205428 ► >>194206747 >>194209041 >>194211259 >>194203806 >adult tries to kill/ mindwipe child >his own viscous attack is deflected back at him in self defence >harry should feel bad about this ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)15:22:34 No.194206323 ► >>194206800 >>194207121 >>194207399 File: James Potter.jpg (68 KB, 504x689) >here's that 21 year old I was telling you about ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)16:14:25 No.194209275 ► >>194209417 >>194209715 >>194210801 >dumbledork: I know this man is a scammer. And a dangerous one at that..but I'll do nothing about it. I'll let every child in my school be at risk. I'm sure it will all work out What was his actual plan?

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Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)13:53:29 No.261319183 42 KB PNG >accidentally send "happy new years, love you!" to a friend instead of my grandma >"Love you too, bro!" T-Thanks, bro.

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← /adv/30487652/ 5h (1/2 10:44) 30487652 - 9 Re.0 Img JPG 1MB (2316 x 3088) IMG_7911.jpg 2 Replies . Q Why Do Women Hate Me? Women treat me like a piece of human feces. They have zero interest in me and refuse to so much as date me, let alone have sex with me. Where am I going wrong? Please, this is serious. I need all the help and advice I can get.

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Anonymous 560 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)18:14:51 No.75968767 >is upset when people don't worship him out of the 30,153,337,652,054 religions that exist >doesn't provide evidence of his existence >NO NO NO I AM LE GOD YOU MUST BELIEVE IN ME IT'S NAWT FAIR NOOO religion is a f------ meme it's no different from believing in santa claus. people buy this s---? F------ Imao

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: Anonymous (ID: xuvoFqrk 23 KB JPG 01/02/24(Tue)09:11:32 No.453764095 >first day of 2024 >already fapped 4 times >consumed 4300 calories instead of goal of 1500 >spent whole day mindlessly scrolling /pol/ and twitter how are you holding up your new years resolution?

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Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)22:02:06 No.75970786 >join several discords and stay for a while to get some social interaction >record observations >it's literally just like any other space >cliquey as f--- Discord was such a waste of my f------ time. I wasted weeks in these servers and got nothing out of it. Holy f---... I'll just stay on the chans and make the occasional post/lurk. I actually wasted less time on the chans than discord. Back to /ck/, /fit/, /sci/, /r9k/, /lit/ now. f--- ME. f--- me, anons. 98 KB PNG

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01/01/24(Mon)20:08:50 No.75969825 >*heavy gasp* >DID YOU JUST use copyrighted material to create something of your own? for FUN? do you not understand how such vile acts are ILLEGAL??? >DO you not understand that 95 years have to pass since the product was first published, before you could draw it? or, GOD FORBID, use it as a, excuse my language, MEME???? Anonymous 469 KB PNG >you might not be alive to see such day of your favorite historical piece of media entering public domain, BUT, it is the law, sonny, and the law's words is final, as it is the law. don't mess with the law >mmhmmmmmm, sure buddy, i understand how we should rather focus on criminal cases of murder or burglary, or other such cases of high priority... BULUT do you not understand how hellish and vile it'd be not to have copyright laws? people would be drawing whatever they want! it would be chaos and turmoil! >indeed, it's why we have our amazing lawyers and prosecutors to do such mind-numbing boring job of analyzing millions of papers of boredom! mhmmmmm, very important indeed >now, as you have used mickey mouse in your low budget video game on december 31 2023 (a day before entering public domain i might add) i sentence you to 99999999 years in prison (YES, we are aware how such numbers make zero sense on a human scale - and NO, we don't give a damn about it), with 5 years of probation after release, so you may think about your actions while getting r---- by your black cellmate... i don't care if criminal activity happens in prison, as copyright laws protect YOU, and ME, and SOCIETY

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Anonymous 378 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon) 20:03:02 No.75969766 >be dumb autistic kid >no friends in hs >meet a guy in a different class who shares a lot of autistic interests with me >eventually asks me out, my first time in a lot of things >despite everything im pretty in love with him >gift him things, make plans >pays NO attention to me because he has to "study" >eventually he leaves me >couple of years later, talking to a friend >he says he went to a party and chatted with a drunk friend. the drunk friend starts rambling about his ex, says he misses her, that he regrets everything and that he shouldve done better while crying >find out later that this guy was in fact my ex talking about me >made no attempt to reach out why do men?

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: Anonymous (ID: kCM70zW3 Circumcised My poor Lit guy Day 26 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue)17:27:42 No.451647667 >be me >circumcised botched >didn't know and no one told me until school >girlfriend sees it breaks up with me and after a week everyone knows and is making fun of me >tell parents and they explain what happened I'm three inches erect and it's crooked and I'm missing a good chunk of flesh in hind site it's baffling how I never noticed but it's not like I was checking other guys d---- out at 14 >look up circumcised and ask why they had it done >they say it's healthier, cleaner, less risk of STDs, and so I won't get made fun of in the locker room I tell them I still am >quit going to school >quit going outside >girlfriend and old friends try to reach out to me and apologize I don't respond I am 21 never had a job and never f------ will. My plan is to be a utter drain and misery on my parents until the day they die and then I will kill myself to follow them into hell so I can torment them more why the f--- would they do this to me? My life was ruined before it even began.

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File: IMG_2086.jpg (316 KB, 1087x1962) when i find out some people have an inner voice narrating all their thoughts and they think in actual words and sentences?? B @DrKaran Subscribe octor Explains Inner Monologue! Original Sound >Go see Godzilla movie >Three teenage "movie enthusiasts" show up 10 minutes late >Each has candy, soda, and popcorn >All on phones immediately >Head makes "ntst" sound 151K >Mad cuz subtitles >Illiterates leave after 10 more minutes >Dump popcorn and candy on floor on the way out >Why are movie goers like this? Movie was pretty good Dislike E 17K Share Anonymous (ID: NMMSgdDO) 01/01/24(Mon )20:47:25 No.453775893 >>453776049 >>453776316 >>453776364 >>453776761 >>453778050 >>453779457 >>453779657 >>453780079 >>453780159 Remix

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Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)09:47:56 No.75963831 >nearly done with uni >haven't bothered trying to talk to people in real life in 6 years now >haven't been outside without my parents forcing me to in 2 years >can't imagine the possibility of me ever living a normal life i don't feel like killing myself but i wonder sometimes what the point is 702 KB JPG

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13m (1/1 23:01) · 662452723 · 1 Re · 0 Img GIF 3MB (498 × 280) · 1645209452753.gif >Nier Automata was released 7 years ago >Cuphead was released 7 years ago >Resident Evil 7 was released 7 years ago >Breath of the Wild was released 7 years ago >Super Mario Odyssey was released 7 years ago >Sonic Mania was released 7 years ago SOMEONE STOP THE CLOCK ●●●

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Anonymous (ID: BhZ4MJs6) 9 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)00:53:19 No.19319493 >be me >playing favorite game with friends >all having a good time >one friend has to leave >wait for them to get back for an hour >they get back >leave to use the restroom >they go and play a game without me >"we're sorry anon" >"yeah we just didn't want to wait" >tell them its okay >I dont have this game >they dont want to go back to playing the old game maybe im just getting worked up over nothing, I didn't say anything to them I just feel bad about it, am I just coping over something stupid be real with me /bant/

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Anonymous 28 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)12:41:09 No.911673183 >be me >below average human >below average social skills >below average national/global age >below average body mass index >below average number of friends >below average grades >below average salary >below average intelligence >below avergae height >below average penis size Below average everything, and yet, people want to be around me all the time. Friends want to be with me all the time. Family wants my company all the time. I go out in public and strangers approach me all the time. This is a plea for help. Help me, frens. I want it to stop. I want to be by myself.

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Anonymous 32 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)18:52:04 No.75969133 Men raised in the rural part of my country: >know a lot about farming >know how to manage animals like horses, cows, pigs, sheeps, etc >know how to keep a farm sharp and efficient >tall and strong from young age as consequence of running a farm >confidence to the fullest from young age, assertive and nice as f--- >self sufficient by young age >extremely healthy relationship with their family, community, other men and women >married by age 22 with a woman from their community who is femenine and trad as f---, sometimes even very cute >actually bring value to society >just living life to the fullest Men raised in the urban part of my country: >the complete opposite of every trait listed above Can someone remind me what is the point of "development""'" again????

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Anonymous Infinite money glitch 101 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)21:40:09 No.911699719 >be me >stream on twitch >nobody watches because I suck >decide to try and do something >realise sex sells >Mfw I'm a man >Mfw I realise I can just become a Femboy >shave >start doing this weird skincare s--- >tone up my voice >show shoulders >getting like 10x more subs and donations and s--- Why didn't I think of this earlier?

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Pale Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 12:14:01 No.1813632 >yesterday >oct 31 >yey spooky halloween timerino...whatever >watch nightmare on elm street then go to sleep >weird dream i had >freddy krueger appears >ohshitohfuckimdead.jpg >he says he wont kill me if i show him my d--- >what, why >justdoit.png >pull out my d--- >freddy is suddenly a girl now >she starts laughing >michael myers and jason appear out of nowhere >they are girls too >all three ridicule my wiener >wake up angry >what

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Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)11:03:24 No.75964396 After adding many people here and joining many discord servers from here and getting people to "vent" to me i can effectively confirm that most of you are : >spoiled 1st worlders 98 KB JPG >lazy self-destructive c---- >have none of the plethora of mental illnesses you normally claim >have normal social lives but LOVE drama thus no friend ever counts for you >think inceldom and loneliness is some tiktok meme like "stroooglers" i have yet to talk to a single person that's actually crippled or mentally ill or actually lonely or went through f----- up s--- (no Brad, your mom yelling at you for being an adderall druggie who closes the door on himself 24/7 to play WOW with his friends isn't a traumatising experience). What did i expect, this website is literally normieville.

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Anonymous Murr Durr Durr Durr! 44 KB JPG 04/29/19(Mon)21:50:45 No.52180393 >>52180488 # >>52178655 (OP) # >opponent moves piece >move piece to block their move >opponent moves piece to block your move >you move piece to block their move >lose because you didn't go first what the f--- is the point of this

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9m (1/1 23:05) · 662452993 · 5 Re · 1 Img PNG 127KB (940 × 788) · CUswWH5WoAAhno3.png 1 Reply C + DIGITAL VS. PHYSICAL : >Physical >the only pro is that you physically have it >s--- medium unless it installs and reads off the hard drive >discs they often times loud as f--- >Digital >convenient on space and access >say word money stolen >server gone money stolen Physical or Digital?

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