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SHUT UP ABOUT INNOCENT PEOPLE ALREADY! GOD! SHE BECAME THE MOST BORING CHARACTER OF THE SHOW THIS SEASON | /r/FreeFolk
![and in striking, I doom thousands to their deaths.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/828/240.png)
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anon thinks he's guts | /r/Greentext
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO berserk.jpg, 176KiB, 525x589 BRTH END Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 21:47:14 No.78379457 View Report I f------ love Berserk. I don't know how to explain it but even though I have nothing in common with Guts I just feel like we're similarly f----- up. Miura must have had a very f----- up life to come up with some of this s--- and the way Guts' character arc goes mirrors a lot of my own life >Be 18 >In college >get first real girlfriend since middle school >She's cute, I knew her from highschool >apparently she had a thing for me for a while and was upset when I graduated because she thought she'd never see me again >pure bliss >she says she loves me >invites me over "My parents aren't home <3" >proceed to make out with a girl for the first time >she gives me the worlds worst h------, I don't even c-- >eat her out >a few weeks later >she calls my mom a bitch >claims I r---- her and got her pregnant >we never even had sex >give up on women >don't even talk to women for 8 years >drop out of school >get a paid internship at intel >work my ass off, get several fulltime long term contracts at intel >COVID sucked any social skills I had out of my brain, realize I pretty much had my mid 20's deleted for no real reason >I've been making s--- money for 7 years now barely scraping by > living with parents still, they're disabled and on a fixed income I've been taking care of them since I was 14 >neither of us can afford rent alone >opportunity comes up >job pays $120k/yr >It's in defense >that is 3 times what I make now >It is 500 miles away >I'd have to move but f--- it the money is too good >get the job >move, still paying parents rent, make sure they have everything they need >work in Singapore for 4 months >meet a girl >decide to give love another shot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/827/edd.png)
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO berserk.jpg, 176KiB, 525x589 BRTH END Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 21:47:14 No.78379457 View Report I f------ love Berserk. I don't know how to explain it but even though I have nothing in common with Guts I just feel like we're similarly f----- up. Miura must have had a very f----- up life to come up with some of this s--- and the way Guts' character arc goes mirrors a lot of my own life >Be 18 >In college >get first real girlfriend since middle school >She's cute, I knew her from highschool >apparently she had a thing for me for a while and was upset when I graduated because she thought she'd never see me again >pure bliss >she says she loves me >invites me over "My parents aren't home <3" >proceed to make out with a girl for the first time >she gives me the worlds worst h------, I don't even c-- >eat her out >a few weeks later >she calls my mom a bitch >claims I r---- her and got her pregnant >we never even had sex >give up on women >don't even talk to women for 8 years >drop out of school >get a paid internship at intel >work my ass off, get several fulltime long term contracts at intel >COVID sucked any social skills I had out of my brain, realize I pretty much had my mid 20's deleted for no real reason >I've been making s--- money for 7 years now barely scraping by > living with parents still, they're disabled and on a fixed income I've been taking care of them since I was 14 >neither of us can afford rent alone >opportunity comes up >job pays $120k/yr >It's in defense >that is 3 times what I make now >It is 500 miles away >I'd have to move but f--- it the money is too good >get the job >move, still paying parents rent, make sure they have everything they need >work in Singapore for 4 months >meet a girl >decide to give love another shot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/827/edd.png)
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anons tenant fucks the air conditioner | /r/Greentext
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO air-conditioner-near-a-new-house (...).jpg, 231 KiB, 1024x683 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 20:22:13 No.78390297 >be me View Report >dad owns a rental property empire, 24 homes and some apartments >could basically live for free for the rest of my life but dad insists i 'learn the trade and earn my living', so i have to do house maintenance for all his houses >get a new tenant in one of our houses >morbidly obese man (fat people are good tenants because theyre mostly too lazy to call you about any problems) >two weeks into his lease >calls up and says his a/c is broken >old a/c unit, no surprise there >go there, just some dislodged wiring, figure an animal ran into it, it's an outside unit like pic related >fix it, easy peasy >two weeks later >he calls again >go over there >same problem >fix it again >another month goes past and he calls again >go over there and i'm very confused >all the wiring inside the unit is dislodged, as if someone has violently rattled the unit >still manage to fix it though >ask the tenant if he's heard anything outside at night >he tells me he hasnt heard anything >as i'm leaving a guy from the neighbouring house calls me over >"listen bud, this is going to sound strange... but that guy's been f------ the a/c unit" >obviously think this guy is crazy >he can tell so he pulls out his phone >shows me a video he took last night from his window of my tenant in the garden >the tenant is just aggressively humping up against the a/c unit, like he's making wild love to it >"not the first time i've seen him do it, but first time i recorded it, do you want me to send it to you?" >"no, that's okay..." >run to my car and drive away i've just parked in a mcdonalds parking lot and i'm not sure what i should do. my dad's old so i don't want to bother him with this, but i can't imagine talking to the guy about this. can i hire someone to deal with this??](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/826/8a1.png)
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO air-conditioner-near-a-new-house (...).jpg, 231 KiB, 1024x683 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 20:22:13 No.78390297 >be me View Report >dad owns a rental property empire, 24 homes and some apartments >could basically live for free for the rest of my life but dad insists i 'learn the trade and earn my living', so i have to do house maintenance for all his houses >get a new tenant in one of our houses >morbidly obese man (fat people are good tenants because theyre mostly too lazy to call you about any problems) >two weeks into his lease >calls up and says his a/c is broken >old a/c unit, no surprise there >go there, just some dislodged wiring, figure an animal ran into it, it's an outside unit like pic related >fix it, easy peasy >two weeks later >he calls again >go over there >same problem >fix it again >another month goes past and he calls again >go over there and i'm very confused >all the wiring inside the unit is dislodged, as if someone has violently rattled the unit >still manage to fix it though >ask the tenant if he's heard anything outside at night >he tells me he hasnt heard anything >as i'm leaving a guy from the neighbouring house calls me over >"listen bud, this is going to sound strange... but that guy's been f------ the a/c unit" >obviously think this guy is crazy >he can tell so he pulls out his phone >shows me a video he took last night from his window of my tenant in the garden >the tenant is just aggressively humping up against the a/c unit, like he's making wild love to it >"not the first time i've seen him do it, but first time i recorded it, do you want me to send it to you?" >"no, that's okay..." >run to my car and drive away i've just parked in a mcdonalds parking lot and i'm not sure what i should do. my dad's old so i don't want to bother him with this, but i can't imagine talking to the guy about this. can i hire someone to deal with this??](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/826/8a1.png)
Greentext Stories
Anon dates blind girl | /r/Greentext
![7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/825/791.png)
![7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/825/791.png)
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Vampire Hunting Squad Starterpack | /r/starterpacks
![Vampire Hunting Squad Starter Pack Crossbow Double-tap to enter text Someone eventually turns Leader is a loudmouth jerk UV weapons Black leather Someone with a large melee weapon Holy/garlic water](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/824/bf4.jpeg)
![Vampire Hunting Squad Starter Pack Crossbow Double-tap to enter text Someone eventually turns Leader is a loudmouth jerk UV weapons Black leather Someone with a large melee weapon Holy/garlic water](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/824/bf4.jpeg)
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I can relate | /r/okbuddyretard
![When ya plug pull up wearin dat ORIGINAL Water & Fire Adidas adidas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/823/30a.jpeg)
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japanese ingenuity | /r/okbuddyretard
![女 'hawk tuah' in Japanese 姦 'funny' in Japanese Well Played Japan!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/822/247.jpeg)
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A Muslim student protects a Hindu temple overnight as rumors of multiple attacks on minorities spread after the ouster of Bangladesh's fascist government | /r/wholesomememes
![মহানগর কেন্দ্রই এর ম দ্বি-বার্ষিক মুক্তিযুদ্ধের অঙ্গীকার অসাম্প্রদায়িক ধর্মনিরপেক্ষ বাংলাদেশ ㄓ বাংলাদেশ পূজা উদযাপন পরিষদ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/821/4b9.jpeg)
![মহানগর কেন্দ্রই এর ম দ্বি-বার্ষিক মুক্তিযুদ্ধের অঙ্গীকার অসাম্প্রদায়িক ধর্মনিরপেক্ষ বাংলাদেশ ㄓ বাংলাদেশ পূজা উদযাপন পরিষদ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/821/4b9.jpeg)
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Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles congratulate Rebeca Andrade after she wins her first Gold in Paris | /r/wholesomememes
![PARIS 202](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/820/ccf.jpeg)
![PARIS 202](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/820/ccf.jpeg)
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Waiter! More clichés please! | /r/dankmemes
![S New war movie "I'll need my own team"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/819/9bd.jpeg)
![S New war movie "I'll need my own team"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/819/9bd.jpeg)
I have no mouth and I must kachow | /r/dankmemes
![Teslas in the CarsTM universe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/818/353.jpeg)
![Teslas in the CarsTM universe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/818/353.jpeg)
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