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1015 Views • Created 9 years ago By Chrispy92 • Updated 6 years ago

Created By Chrispy92 • Updated 6 years ago

Going to D-Day with a GAU-8A

File: wwil-d-day-hero-Hipg (553 KB, 1389x454) Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)17:11:53 No.2475478124754834 324755008224755037 224755044324755096 /k/, you are suddenly transported back to D-Day, 1944. It's a temporal draft, and you are now forced to server in the US Infantry during the invasion of Germany You are allowed to bring back with you one modern day infantry weapon. We will assume for statistical sake that you survive storming the beachhead Anytime you are issued ammo through your supply depot, the ammo is changed into whatever is necessary for your weapon. This does not mearn infinite ammo or the ability to turn ammo you find on the ground to what you need, however. Another caveat, no being s----- about it. "I will bring back an M4 so army engineers can reverse engineer it and everyone can have M4s". You and only you get this weapon What do you bring? Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)18:25:29 No.247558342247 (384 KB, 1600x644) /K/ A magical place Ill just shoulder this sexy beast Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)18:26:52 No.2475585124755894 2324756028224756105 24755834 OP here Ill allow it. However, as punishment, you and you alone must carry it around Europe. You must also find a way to power it, so build yourself a nice big fat 1940's capacitor and hook it up to a bicycle Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)18:40:34 No.24756028324756251 Ps >rolling around europe >f------ s--- up >got this one guy in my squad who, despite being a real fatso, somehow carries around this huge gun that looks like it fell out of a pulp magazine >get pinned down by k---- armor >waiting for the Air Corps to show up >that fat f--- is sporting the biggest stiffie I have ever seen he "deploys" his weapon >he really just kinda drops it on the berm starts going through his rucksack >a collapsing bike >whatisthisnegroupto.16mm >he starts pedaling as hard as he can in place >notice its wired to the weapon >eventually he manages to pedal hard enough that the box the bike and weapon are wired to goes PING, mistaking it for a Garand for a moment >he starts screaming some r---- crap about cheeks and donkeys >the barrels start spinning >notice all the k---- armor is in a flaming wreck >as were the infantry supporting them >the town we were supposed to take behind them looks worse than it did before Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)18:44:58 No.24756105324756251 2475585 >the smoke of battle clears for a moment in the streets of a contested french village >the germans peer up from cover, only to see a sweaty, slightly obese neckbeareded man wearing a multicam combat shirt and 5.11 cargo short:s mounting a bike connected to a GAU-8A being carried by 5 wheelbarrows >he lets out a girly shriek, and begins to pedal like a horny pack of n------ is being set upon him >the engine of the monstrous gun haphazardly attached to the bike by duct tape, heated cosmoline, and gorilla glue begins to spool up, slowly at first >the force of the fire blasts this unholy contraption about 50 meters backwards up the street, haphazardly spraying the town >the germans and their fighting positions are decimated by the hail of 30mm >another town is taken thanks to komerade anon
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