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Created By king coelacanth • Updated 6 years ago

File :1156969638.ipg-(38 KB, 416x304, America. ipg 08/30/06(Wed)15:27:18 No. 12300667 I'm an American, but f--- America. Not the country, so much, or the ideals it claims to uphold, but the so- called American way of extreme capitalism and underhanded contracts. I got a cellphone when I had a job and the plan was 85 dollars a month. It was fine until I had to quit the job for school and couldn't pay for the next month so they cancelled my cell phone activity. I was fine with that, as they said it would be 33 dollars to reactivate when I did. Then I get another 85 dollar fee so I now owed 203 dollars, which, of course I couldn't pay. Now I owe 355 dollars which I still can't pay, and ifI don't pay it I can be prosecuted. B------- F--- YEAH! I went to the hospital with a f----- up arm to get an x ray and a perscription for some painkillers. Apparently it's about 255 dollars for supplies, which basically amounts to one of those things that holds your arm when it's not functioning, 255 dollars for the X ray and about 440 dollars for MISC. and I have no f------ idea what that even signifies. My insurance coverage paid 34 dollars I am depressed, /bi, depressed >>「 08/30/06(Wed)15:58:44 No.12301746 ALast month I had to pay $600 because I hurt my nuts while fapping. I thought it was testicular torsion or something It was like $400 for an ultra sound and $200 for a doctor to come and check my harbl for like 5 minutes and aske me a few questions >>「08/30/06(Wed)16:00:04 No.12301774 >>12301746 d you camed? >「08/30/06(Wed) 16:01:41 No. 12301829 >12301774 No, but she was hot and she was the first girl to touch my D She was like 25 or so She asked me if I have had sex, lol >>「08/30/06(Wed)16:09:34 No.12302059 >>12301746 F------ LOL!!! After watching the original airing of that Seinfeld episode where he get a nut twisted up I've lived in fear of it happening ever since 12301829 Back in 8th grade we had to have some nut-cancer test and the school nurse's aid had to learn how to check for it. She was 22-24yo and f------ smoking hot and was wearing a v-cut outfit that was rather revealing when she bent over.. I had a wicked hard-on the entire time she was fondling my nuts and just before she was done I blew a helluva load that had my d--- twitching with each spurt. As you might have guessed nearly ever spurt of j--- landed on her. First on the forehead, one on the cheek and lips, and the last 2 on her t---. It happened so fast she couldn't back up. I was like "god, i'm sorry" she had this weird look on her face and my j--- ran down it. The head nurse couldn't stop laughing and was like, "Sometimes that happenes." We were all laughing at the end and I had an awesome story to tell my friends....who NEVER F------ BELEIVED MEIII Bastards >>「 08/30/06(Wed)16:14:25 No.12302216 >12302059 Back in 8th grade we had to have some nut-cancer test and the school nurse's aid had to learn how to check for it. She was 22-24yo and f------ smoking hot and was wearing a v-cut outfit that was rather revealing when she bent over.. I had a wicked hard-on the entire time she was fondling my nuts and just before she was done I blew a helluva load that had my d--- twitching with each spurt. As you might have guessed nearly ever spurt of j--- landed on her. First on the forehead, one on the cheek and lips, and the last 2 on her t---. It happened so fast she couldn't back up. I was like "god, i'm sorry" she had this weird look on her face and my j--- ran down it. The head nurse couldn't stop laughing and was like, "Sometimes that happenes." We were all laughing at the end and I had an awesome story to tell my friends....who NEVER F------ BELEIVED MEIII Bastards This thread is now about this man's great story >>「 08/30/06(Wed) 16:23:19 No.12302486 12302059 キタ that's the hottest thing i've read today >>「08/30/06(Wed)16:30:21 No.12302694 >12302059 THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY IVE EVER READ Going Off Topic Because healthcare in Amer... Wait, what were we talking about?
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