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On this day 218 years ago, the Holy Roman Empire was dissolved. This event was compared to the fall of Troy and the end times in Germany at the time. Many thought it was a ploy by local authorities and some states even refused to recognise its dissolution
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History Memes
Dude, we... We need to talk | /r/dndmemes
![For the next mission, you will need to go after a goblin. ՎՈՈՌ Oh right! Let's go kill that f-----! What?! You humans kill other humans the whole time! But when a goblin talks about killing other goblins then suddenly it is a big deal?! Gonna tell you what, last week two goblins from the other city tried to steal one of my chickens. Cut both of their heads off, straight up. So stop with the racial bs and let's go! So what does this guy look like? "Wanted - Murder, illegal chicken farms robbery](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/839/912.jpeg)
![For the next mission, you will need to go after a goblin. ՎՈՈՌ Oh right! Let's go kill that f-----! What?! You humans kill other humans the whole time! But when a goblin talks about killing other goblins then suddenly it is a big deal?! Gonna tell you what, last week two goblins from the other city tried to steal one of my chickens. Cut both of their heads off, straight up. So stop with the racial bs and let's go! So what does this guy look like? "Wanted - Murder, illegal chicken farms robbery](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/839/912.jpeg)
Dungeons and Dragons
Washington can't catch a break when these two are always butting heads | History Memes
![GEORGE WASHINGTON ALEXANDER HAMILTON THOMAS JEFFERSON imgflip.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/838/c26.jpeg)
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History Memes
Worth it | /r/dndmemes
![Two wizards casting Power Word Kill at each other but they both have over 100 HP imaflin.com F--- you! F--- you!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/837/5c8.png)
![Two wizards casting Power Word Kill at each other but they both have over 100 HP imaflin.com F--- you! F--- you!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/837/5c8.png)
Dungeons and Dragons
nijika looks a bit different today...😳😳😳
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Bocchi The Rock!
One-way mission
Gijinka / Moe Anthropomorphism
the legends are true
Tyronestash
Fail girl who has a stable job and is financially independent
PEAR哥
ポプテピピック風しかのこ
My Deer Friend Nokotan / Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan
Daily reminder to tease your friends
Khyleri
Hoo
Gijinka / Moe Anthropomorphism
Racism
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
SHUT UP ABOUT INNOCENT PEOPLE ALREADY! GOD! SHE BECAME THE MOST BORING CHARACTER OF THE SHOW THIS SEASON | /r/FreeFolk
![and in striking, I doom thousands to their deaths.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/828/240.png)
![and in striking, I doom thousands to their deaths.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/828/240.png)
/r/freefolk
anon thinks he's guts | /r/Greentext
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO berserk.jpg, 176KiB, 525x589 BRTH END Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 21:47:14 No.78379457 View Report I f------ love Berserk. I don't know how to explain it but even though I have nothing in common with Guts I just feel like we're similarly f----- up. Miura must have had a very f----- up life to come up with some of this s--- and the way Guts' character arc goes mirrors a lot of my own life >Be 18 >In college >get first real girlfriend since middle school >She's cute, I knew her from highschool >apparently she had a thing for me for a while and was upset when I graduated because she thought she'd never see me again >pure bliss >she says she loves me >invites me over "My parents aren't home <3" >proceed to make out with a girl for the first time >she gives me the worlds worst h------, I don't even c-- >eat her out >a few weeks later >she calls my mom a bitch >claims I r---- her and got her pregnant >we never even had sex >give up on women >don't even talk to women for 8 years >drop out of school >get a paid internship at intel >work my ass off, get several fulltime long term contracts at intel >COVID sucked any social skills I had out of my brain, realize I pretty much had my mid 20's deleted for no real reason >I've been making s--- money for 7 years now barely scraping by > living with parents still, they're disabled and on a fixed income I've been taking care of them since I was 14 >neither of us can afford rent alone >opportunity comes up >job pays $120k/yr >It's in defense >that is 3 times what I make now >It is 500 miles away >I'd have to move but f--- it the money is too good >get the job >move, still paying parents rent, make sure they have everything they need >work in Singapore for 4 months >meet a girl >decide to give love another shot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/827/edd.png)
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO berserk.jpg, 176KiB, 525x589 BRTH END Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 21:47:14 No.78379457 View Report I f------ love Berserk. I don't know how to explain it but even though I have nothing in common with Guts I just feel like we're similarly f----- up. Miura must have had a very f----- up life to come up with some of this s--- and the way Guts' character arc goes mirrors a lot of my own life >Be 18 >In college >get first real girlfriend since middle school >She's cute, I knew her from highschool >apparently she had a thing for me for a while and was upset when I graduated because she thought she'd never see me again >pure bliss >she says she loves me >invites me over "My parents aren't home <3" >proceed to make out with a girl for the first time >she gives me the worlds worst h------, I don't even c-- >eat her out >a few weeks later >she calls my mom a bitch >claims I r---- her and got her pregnant >we never even had sex >give up on women >don't even talk to women for 8 years >drop out of school >get a paid internship at intel >work my ass off, get several fulltime long term contracts at intel >COVID sucked any social skills I had out of my brain, realize I pretty much had my mid 20's deleted for no real reason >I've been making s--- money for 7 years now barely scraping by > living with parents still, they're disabled and on a fixed income I've been taking care of them since I was 14 >neither of us can afford rent alone >opportunity comes up >job pays $120k/yr >It's in defense >that is 3 times what I make now >It is 500 miles away >I'd have to move but f--- it the money is too good >get the job >move, still paying parents rent, make sure they have everything they need >work in Singapore for 4 months >meet a girl >decide to give love another shot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/827/edd.png)
Greentext Stories
anons tenant fucks the air conditioner | /r/Greentext
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO air-conditioner-near-a-new-house (...).jpg, 231 KiB, 1024x683 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 20:22:13 No.78390297 >be me View Report >dad owns a rental property empire, 24 homes and some apartments >could basically live for free for the rest of my life but dad insists i 'learn the trade and earn my living', so i have to do house maintenance for all his houses >get a new tenant in one of our houses >morbidly obese man (fat people are good tenants because theyre mostly too lazy to call you about any problems) >two weeks into his lease >calls up and says his a/c is broken >old a/c unit, no surprise there >go there, just some dislodged wiring, figure an animal ran into it, it's an outside unit like pic related >fix it, easy peasy >two weeks later >he calls again >go over there >same problem >fix it again >another month goes past and he calls again >go over there and i'm very confused >all the wiring inside the unit is dislodged, as if someone has violently rattled the unit >still manage to fix it though >ask the tenant if he's heard anything outside at night >he tells me he hasnt heard anything >as i'm leaving a guy from the neighbouring house calls me over >"listen bud, this is going to sound strange... but that guy's been f------ the a/c unit" >obviously think this guy is crazy >he can tell so he pulls out his phone >shows me a video he took last night from his window of my tenant in the garden >the tenant is just aggressively humping up against the a/c unit, like he's making wild love to it >"not the first time i've seen him do it, but first time i recorded it, do you want me to send it to you?" >"no, that's okay..." >run to my car and drive away i've just parked in a mcdonalds parking lot and i'm not sure what i should do. my dad's old so i don't want to bother him with this, but i can't imagine talking to the guy about this. can i hire someone to deal with this??](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/826/8a1.png)
![View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO air-conditioner-near-a-new-house (...).jpg, 231 KiB, 1024x683 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 20:22:13 No.78390297 >be me View Report >dad owns a rental property empire, 24 homes and some apartments >could basically live for free for the rest of my life but dad insists i 'learn the trade and earn my living', so i have to do house maintenance for all his houses >get a new tenant in one of our houses >morbidly obese man (fat people are good tenants because theyre mostly too lazy to call you about any problems) >two weeks into his lease >calls up and says his a/c is broken >old a/c unit, no surprise there >go there, just some dislodged wiring, figure an animal ran into it, it's an outside unit like pic related >fix it, easy peasy >two weeks later >he calls again >go over there >same problem >fix it again >another month goes past and he calls again >go over there and i'm very confused >all the wiring inside the unit is dislodged, as if someone has violently rattled the unit >still manage to fix it though >ask the tenant if he's heard anything outside at night >he tells me he hasnt heard anything >as i'm leaving a guy from the neighbouring house calls me over >"listen bud, this is going to sound strange... but that guy's been f------ the a/c unit" >obviously think this guy is crazy >he can tell so he pulls out his phone >shows me a video he took last night from his window of my tenant in the garden >the tenant is just aggressively humping up against the a/c unit, like he's making wild love to it >"not the first time i've seen him do it, but first time i recorded it, do you want me to send it to you?" >"no, that's okay..." >run to my car and drive away i've just parked in a mcdonalds parking lot and i'm not sure what i should do. my dad's old so i don't want to bother him with this, but i can't imagine talking to the guy about this. can i hire someone to deal with this??](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/826/8a1.png)
Greentext Stories
Anon dates blind girl | /r/Greentext
![7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/825/791.png)
![7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/825/791.png)
Greentext Stories
Vampire Hunting Squad Starterpack | /r/starterpacks
![Vampire Hunting Squad Starter Pack Crossbow Double-tap to enter text Someone eventually turns Leader is a loudmouth jerk UV weapons Black leather Someone with a large melee weapon Holy/garlic water](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/824/bf4.jpeg)
![Vampire Hunting Squad Starter Pack Crossbow Double-tap to enter text Someone eventually turns Leader is a loudmouth jerk UV weapons Black leather Someone with a large melee weapon Holy/garlic water](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/824/bf4.jpeg)
Starter Packs
I can relate | /r/okbuddyretard
![When ya plug pull up wearin dat ORIGINAL Water & Fire Adidas adidas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/823/30a.jpeg)
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OkBuddyRetard
japanese ingenuity | /r/okbuddyretard
![女 'hawk tuah' in Japanese 姦 'funny' in Japanese Well Played Japan!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/822/247.jpeg)
![女 'hawk tuah' in Japanese 姦 'funny' in Japanese Well Played Japan!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/822/247.jpeg)
OkBuddyRetard
A Muslim student protects a Hindu temple overnight as rumors of multiple attacks on minorities spread after the ouster of Bangladesh's fascist government | /r/wholesomememes
![মহানগর কেন্দ্রই এর ম দ্বি-বার্ষিক মুক্তিযুদ্ধের অঙ্গীকার অসাম্প্রদায়িক ধর্মনিরপেক্ষ বাংলাদেশ ㄓ বাংলাদেশ পূজা উদযাপন পরিষদ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/876/821/4b9.jpeg)
![মহানগর কেন্দ্রই এর ম দ্বি-বার্ষিক মুক্তিযুদ্ধের অঙ্গীকার অসাম্প্রদায়িক ধর্মনিরপেক্ষ বাংলাদেশ ㄓ বাংলাদেশ পূজা উদযাপন পরিষদ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/876/821/4b9.jpeg)
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