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Navy Seal Copypasta

2494 Views • Created 11 years ago By IREadam • Updated 6 years ago

Created By IREadam • Updated 6 years ago

What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little finch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the killer bird school, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on zoos worldwide, and I have over 300 confirmed catches. I am trained in falcon warfare and I'm the top bird in the entire Atlantic f------ ocean. You are nothing to me but just another sardine. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this iisland, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with Isaying that s--- to me over the ocean? Think again, f-----. As we I speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the pacific I ocean and your mating calls are being traced right now so you better prepare for the hurricane, earthworm. The hurricane that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, songbird. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can catch you in over :seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare wings. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed c entire arsenal of the northern hemisphere bird of prey union and I wil I use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of my f------ waters, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" song was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn I flightless. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're :f------ caught, fishbait. combat, but I have access to the
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