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Zombies

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Created By Pink Tokyo • Updated 6 years ago

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GEAR THE ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE NEXT ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MAKE SURE TO KEEP THIS GEAR AT THE READY. ALSO, LEARNT FIVE CRITICAL SKILLS THAT'LL HELP KEEP YOU FROM BECOMING A SNACK FOR RAVENOUS HORDES OF F FIELD PROVIDE QUICK 8 2 3 CARRY THIS GEAR IN 5 1HYDRATION PACK Keep one step shead of the horde. Stay hydrated on the go. ENERGY FOODS you want to stay alive, keep your energy levels high. STORMPROOF MATCHES MINI PLAYING CARDS light up no matter ho t for playing poker with fellow When your gone, there's always solitaire. SURVIVAL KNIFE When the dead walk the earth, make a sharp blade your new best MOLESKIN/FIRST AID One blister is more dangerous to you than ten zombies, Apply moleskin immediately. See figure 2 below.) 8 HAND-CRANK RADIO Scan the airwaves for the latest updates about safe zones.No batteries required. 7 TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT Handy for scouting dark locations and can combie. (See fiqure 4 below.) O SIGNAL MIRROR Be ready to fash one when the rescue chopper flies overhead. (See )O UTILITY CORD Early zomble detection system. Set up trip-wire alarms around your campsite. (See figure 5 below. 1 INSULATED VEST Allows excellent range of motion for chores such as chopping up wood and zombies. CAST-IRON SKILLET Cocking tool and a blunt instrument with awesome zombie-stopping power (See tigure 1 below.) 13 TRAIL SHOES Move fast to avoid the walkers Trail shoes provide stability and support on a wide variety of terrain. Don't give zombies anything to eat. Stay on your feet WARNINGzoM EVACUATE URBAN AREAS TO REDUCE CHANCE OF ZOMBIE ENCOUNTERS. 5 CRITICAL ZOMBIE SURVIVAL SKILLS Fig. 1 Neutralizing a zombie with a cast-iron skillet. 1. STANCE 2. AIM FOR THE HEAD Fig. 2| Applying moleskin to a blister. FOLD SECTION OF MOLESKIN IN HALF. BLISTER 2. CUT oUT CENTER OF 3. ATTACH OVER BLISTER Fig. 3| Using a signal mirror. HOLD THE MIRROR CLOSE TO YOUR FACE WITH ONE HAND. 2. STRETCH OUT YOUR OTHER ARM (THE "SIGHTING ARM") & FORM A “V". WITH TWO FINGERS. 3. AIM THE SUN'S REFLECTION ONTO THE V 4. MOVE THE V AND MIRROR TOGETHER TO DIRECT REFLECTION AT TARGET Fig. 4| Disorienting a zombie with a tactical flashlight. 1. SHINE LIGHT IN ZOMBIE'S EYES 2. RUN Fi. 5l Zombie trip-wire alarnm. 1. ATTACH ONE END OF UTILITY CORD TO A FIXED OBJECT TYING A BOWLINE 2. STRETCH CORD ACROSS PATHWAY 3. ATTACH OTHER END OF CORD TO ALARM 2. FIND MORE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GEAR AT REI.COM RECOMMENDED ZOMBIE RESEARCH MATERIALS REI Expert Advice Article: Emergency Preparedness http The Living Dead. 12 s. M. Werd War 2 Night of the Living Deed C1968 The Zomble Surviwal Guide. 2003) http://mexbrooks.com/bocksno.phg Grahame-Smith.&.Prite and Prejudice and Zombles 12009) King, S. Cell 12006) The Return of the Living Dead (7985 Walking Dead C Welingten D.Manster Island. 12006
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