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815 Views • Created 11 years ago By Ploopyandproud • Updated 6 years ago

Created By Ploopyandproud • Updated 6 years ago

Waffle House Millionaire 04/21/11(Thu)02:06 No. 14665112 >Play 3.5 D&D >Everyone has decided to roll up monks >We didn't plan this out, we all showed up with insane kung-fu back-stories, school names, etc >DM quietly puts away the notes for the game he had been planning >We start out in a noodle-shop >Two Monks, one LG, one LE are arguing about the best use of the power bestowed by mastery of Kung-Fu >The good one says that kung-fu shows that we all have a place in life >The Evil one believes that kung-fu masters should rest at the top character is a drunken master, CN >Saunter over to table >Soon joined by the other guy, LN >We can't agree on anything >Finally say something that lets us stop the philosophic debate We should decide this like warriors." >initiative rolled nes all around >Evil dude goes first, by virtue of the improved initiative feat >Attempts to flip table aside dramatically >Rolls a two >Having hurt his hand, he decides a flying kick over the table would be better >rolls acrobatics and attack. >Foot catches side of table, falls onto chair, and flips over backwards >I throw my saki the the good dude >He catches it and throws it back >It breaks on my face >I kick table, breaking it in haf >The lantern on the table falls over on me and I go jump in the decorative pond outside to put myself out >The good and the neutral monk stare each-other down >The good one attempts to punch him one, two one >Trips over table, dislocates own arm >Neutral guy does a back-flip out of the way rolls acrobatics, one for the jump, one for the landing >18, 3 >Crashes into nearby empty table, knocks himself out >This all took slightly less than six seconds Noodle store guy yells at us for wrecking his shop That was a weird/fun game. We spent as much time debating philosophy and fighting each other as we did questing Too bad it died three sessions in because the DM had to move Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)02:13 No. 14665156 14665112 I was chuckling This is just funny to imagine. Total derp-fu fighting Waffle House Millionaire 04/21/11(Thu)02:23 No. 14665232 14665156 It was one combat round! One round! We just all exploded into fail immediately It was actually fairly awesome after that, and we sucked much less on the whole Unplanned Monk rush combined with similtanious DERP just made me laugh It took us like ten minutes to recover because in the middle of the shocked silence the DM just did this horribly racism Asian voice and yelled "Why you do dis? Now deer noodles everywhere èrbi bil At least kick own ass out of door!"
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