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Created By Reddit Moments • Updated 3 days ago

Anon and Whale | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 185 KB JPG 07/05/24(Fri)02:49:20 No.920866821 >be me >late 20's, still a virgin >at a party >everyone is drinking >I'm chatting with some really fat girl >she's like 300 pounds, minimum, but she is easy to talk to and doesn't seem judgemental at all so I find her fun to be around >we're sitting near eachother at the table playing cards with 2 others while everyone else at the place is running around like idiots and being loud as f--- >she keeps laughing at my jokes >I get the idea to ask her for her snapchat id >she tells me that she is seeing someone currently >i say ok and brush it off >continue to drink and play games >as the night goes on everyone gets increasingly drunk >i'm outside smoking a joint with the other group >I go back inside and I see her sitting on the couch with another guy >he's some gym jock type wearing a polo shirt >she has her head in his armpit and his arm is around her >I ask her friend if that is her boyfriend >her friend says she's trying to schedule something called a 'd--- appointment' >I tell her friend that she told me she was seeing someone and her eyes get really wide and she just says "oh" >I'm drunk at this point and out of f---- to give, so I ask her if she's single too and she says she is seeing someone >I look up d--- appointment and it means she wants a one night stand What exactly happened? Anonymous 409 KB PNG 07/05/24(Fri)02:53:21 No.920866959 >>920866821 you got cucked by a whale. you're such a failure you couldn't ebin into plapjak kek
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