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anon analyzes boobs vs ass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: q7/rYR2u 04/02/23(Sun)13:25:37 No.422056582 6A22F75F-1D12-4EA0-9E31-C7A3F6982835.jpg 44 KB JPG The "assman" is a person that didn't exist over a decade ago, and now thier everywhere and for some reason nobody finds that scary. That general human sexuality is that influenced by trends is spiritually terrifying. I'm well aware that I'm an exception at this point as a staunch boob guy, but I pretty much know at this point that if the powers that be wanted to make everyone gay, they absolutely could. 3.5 million years of human history and nobody at all cares about ass during the entirety of it, suddenly in the past 10 years like 35- 40% of men like it more than boobs? Something is afoot.
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