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Anon's devious plan backfires | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous this is it 01/21/24(Sun)14:43:44 No.76196989 >live at home >yesterday while playing vidya i get hungry >convince my sister to let me borrow money so i could order food 28 KB GIF >decide to doordash mcdonalds >play vidya while its on the way >go out and get the food a few minutes after i get the notification that its arrived >see that someone already took it inside and put it on the kitchen counter >the bag was OPENED and i was missing a quarter pounder and large fry >i look over and find the missing food items on the dinner table next to my sister who was on her phone >ask her what the f--- shes doing with my food >she said she thought i ordered for everybody because there were 4 sets of burgers and fries >tell her shes a stupid bitch because its all my food and she has no right to touch it >she says she didnt eat anything yet and offers to give them back to me and i take them >while telling her what a retarded bitch she is she just goes to her room and shuts the door in typical femoid fashion >the burger wasnt opened and the fries looked pretty full but i know she definitely took maybe 2 or 3 fries out >devise a plan to let her get a taste of the karma that she deserves >today when she left for her wagie job i go into her room and get up on her bed >pull down my pants and release a big greasy log on her mattress >i then go back to my room, making sure to leave her door slightly open so that theyll think the dog did it >when she gets home later in the day i hear her shriek when she opens her door >feel a great sense of satisfaction hearing her get what she deserves >less than a minute later my mom runs to my room and asks why theres s--- on my sisters bed >tell her that the dog probably did it >she asks me why its human-sized and why theres feet- shaped stains on her bed >dont know what to say so i just shut my door and lock it in her face >now my sister is crying while my mom and dad are yelling at me and banging on my door >they say ill be kicked out and registered as a sex offender because my sister is a minor what do
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