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Anon gets banned form Walmart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/22(Sun)09:16:49 No.69358173 >got banned from shopping at the Walmart in my town because I talked to an employee too many times and eventually offered her a foot rub 19 KB JPG F------ hell. I thought she liked me but she was just being nice. Then she reported me to the manager
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