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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09.06.2017, 05:41:43 No.37984497 > be me > misbehave at school, call mom a bitch when she confronts me > she gets mad > confiscate my fleshlight for punishment > i get frustrated > got into her bedroom > grab her dildo > throw it in the trash i dont even care about the consequences. im giving her an eye for an eye on this
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