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Both sides received the L for not making the move. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 923 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)05:52:37 No.74859827 im going to need the normies here to give me advice. let me give you some background >be me. have a long distance gf >I'm busy with school so I rarely talk with her outside of texts >havent called or done anything in days >starting to lose interest in her. i know im a bad person for this but I signed up to feel this way when I said yes to a long distance gf >go to college parties every weekend. start bring a girl from the friend group that's never gone to these things before, we'll call her new girl >start to notice that shes giving me a lot of attention. im inviting new girl personally, and im sometimes the only person she knows at these functions, so she follows me around and gets upset when i leave her >weeks pass and two things happen >the observation that new girl likes me makes it past my abject autism >long distance gf and i agree to go on a break. i said it was unfair to her that i couldnt give her time with everything going on >new girl starts flirting hard. she still thinks i "have" a gf >we went to a party together just this last saturday. afterwards we all went back to my place >my friends all decided to afterparty at the bars but new girl and i decided to stay home >the scene was: us two alone in my living room. were giving each other tarot readings. i learned how to do this because all my friends are art hoes like her >we do this for awhile and talk about whatever until my friends get home from the bar. then she says she has to go home and tells me to walk her to her car im 100% sure the reason neither of us made a move is because she still thinks i have a gf, i didnt mention that i "didnt" to her. the tension was painful, if someone made a move we would've slept together i know half of you retards here have done the whole long distance thing. what are the consequences of f------ this girl
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