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"Somebody's watchin' me, and I have no privacy" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 minutes ago count.jpg (179.2 KB, 700x875) 72437160 >be me >start tweaking on meth >suddenly feel like reality is collapsing in on itself >can hear the government's secret messages in my head >aliens are trying to take over the world >the voices in my head are telling me to build a time machine >convinced that I'm the only one who can save the world >start seeing shadow people everywhere >they're watching me, waiting for me to slip up >time starts moving backwards >can't tell if it's yesterday or tomorrow >every person I see is a government agent >have to keep moving, have to stay one step ahead >the truth is out there, I just have to find it >meth is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe >gotta keep tweaking, gotta keep searching >everything is connected, everything is a clue >don't trust anyone, not even yourself >the end is nigh, and only I can stop it.
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