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15-Minute City

419 Views • Created about a year ago By Reddit Moments • Updated a day ago

Created By Reddit Moments • Updated a day ago

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You need eggs for dinner but have none in your kitchen, what do you do? Rural farmer Child, go see if Bessie has laid more eggs for us. made with mematic Suburbanite Urban pedestrian Who forgot to write eggs on the shopping list? Oh my god do you know how crowded Costco gets on Sunday? Never mind the traffic around brook stream forest plaza shopping center plaza square (parking lot). Child, go get your shoes on I'll warm up the minivan and oh my gosh we need gas now too guess I need to stop at Wawa unless we want to spend an hour getting cheaper gas at Costco. Current_president has raised the gas prices so much we have to wait at Costco to fill up our 49 gallon tank. There better not be any cyclists On the road or I am going to FLIP. I need to get these eggs ASAP I can't afford to lose a few minutes in traffic that isn't car traffic. Good thing I got a 7 seater minivan so people respect my size,they know who would win in a car accident. I swear to god if Costco doesn't have eggs i will crash this car, I am. It driving all the way to food lion and shopping with those urban-Americans in those dingy apartment complexes. Plus that another 15 minutes away! Oh my gosh they really need to widen the roads so I can get groceries quicker I should have to wait in traffic on the interstate highway! What do these exorbitant 5 cent per gallon gas taxes even pay for??? Is it so much to ask for the city to consider us that don't live in the city? I trying to live the American dream here but Child,come walk with me to the corner store to pick up some eggs.
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