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Created By Reddit Moments • Updated about a year ago

The tale of Mr Pooper | /r/Greentext

OB BR HOW WE'RE PUTT CONTACTLESS DELIV TAMPER-EVIDENT BAGS GLOVES AT ALT TIMES AND HANDWASHING EVERY HOUR AT MINIMUM ANDRE AT CHIPOTLE.COM 151 RECEIPT Web Order Iser. Ultimate Pooper Promise Time: 8:45 PM Irder Notes: **pre-paid ********** Internet Iser, Ultimate ********** 02/22/2021 8:28 PM JA DE LY Ultimate Pooper >be me >20yo zoomer bloomer coomer stoner >love ordering chipotle online >idea >order biggest burrito possible >its amazing >take the biggest s--- of my life the next morning >do it again >and again >and again >start naming the order 'Mr Pooper' in hope the chipotle staff notices >they do >one time im waiting for them to bring it out, they put it on the shelf >a guy walks in, checks the shelf >looks at me and i can tell he's grinning under his mask >grab the order and walk out like a true man >the next week >i realize i can ask for extra beans and rice in the order >doit.mpeg >name this one "Ultimate Pooper" >i drive to the chipotle >the burrito girl looks at me when i walk in >she knows >i know she knows >she knows i know she knows >she looks down, i grab my burrito, i walk out I love doing this every week, it makes me wonder if she looks at me and imagines me s------- my brains out the next morning. I can feel the testosterone coursing through my veins every time I look at myself in the mirror. "Mr Pooper," I say to myself. "I am Mr Pooper"
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