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The matchmaker | /r/Greentext

624 KB JPG >Be me >For the most part I am a generic normie >Have a friend who is a bit more spergy than I >The type to shove his phone in your face and show you a meme from r/greentext >Lately he has been telling me about his dating woes >I just dont get it anon, blah blah blah >Selfpity.exe >Tell him I know a girl with similar interests >A couple days pass by and I set them up >They get to talking and all seems to be going well >The topic of anime comes up >Ohno.jpeg >YOU WATCH ANIME!?! NO WAAYY >Begins quizzing her with the intensity of a Fed at Guantanamo >I can visibly see her eyes glazing over with the ick Why do I even f------ bother.
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