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Anon loves his cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 06/25/22(Sat)16:14:58 No.69175611 >be me >meet girl at party >take her home after hitting it off >get hot and heavy in bed >tell her I don't have any condoms >she doesn't mind, says we can just cuddle >cat comes in and sits on my dresser >immediately get up and start playing with cat >play with cat for long time >girl gets up and starts putting on her clothes >ask if shes alright >lame excuse of saying she had to be somewhere >ok then, maybe another time >go back to playing with cat >girl leaves, messages me later calling me a f----- for paying more attention to the cat than her >don't care, cat comes and sleeps next to me for the night I love my cat
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