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Created By Reddit Moments • Updated about a year ago

anon goes into the woods | /r/Greentext

117 KB PNG >be me at 21 >P--- addict who's personality is weed (cue the buzz Lightyear at al's toybarn gif) >Coming home from work in my 1999 Toyota, can't remember the name of the car specifically >It's about a 30 min drive home through some woods >Hit a huge f------ rock while in the middle of the woods, it kills my tire >I get out and attempt to replace it but I forget that my dad took my spare >Stuck walking towards the Chevron that's almost a mile away >The way back is really f------ dark and obviously no one wants to pick me up >After almost s------- myself because of fear I arrive at Chevron >One of my high school friends is there, I ask him for help >This nice bastard drives me all the way back and helps with the tire >I get back to my apartment and immediately fall asleep >I dream that I'm back in the woods >A giant penis monster comes up to me, touches my forehead and says "you will not self pleasure or view p---------- again" >I wake up in a cold sweat >For some reason I never have the urge to masturbate again Everything happens for a reason.
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