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Anon is a self-actualised NEET | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 271 KB PNG 03/21/18 (Wed)02:32:36 No.44021061 >wake up refreshed at 11pm >quiet and tranquil >make my night coffee >its sophisticated aroma fills up the neet cave >step outside >deep breathe in >deep breathe out >fire up the neetmobile (Toyota Camry 1997) >on the road >barely any cars to be seen >traffic lights turn green as i pass through >arrive at Jack-In-the-Box drive thru >no queue >articulately order my nutritious meal >wageslave gives me extra order of curly fries (i think he messed up) >sip on my large Dr. Pepper as I drive back home >park the car (parallel park it because I have all the time in the world) >my comfy cat welcomes me back >give her a savory treat >I take a bite out of my Classic Buttery Jack burger >write this neetblog >mfw
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