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Believing women that you paid to be nice to you…… | /r/Greentext

>yesterday decide to f--- my first h----- ever >while she's riding me she ask if i was fat before >tell her i went from 145kg to 80kg and that i couldn't hit the gym 25 KB JPG cause rona but will when it's open >she look amazed and tell me that i'll look so good when i'll hit the gym cause i have a beautiful face and i'm tall >proceed to ride me harder
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