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Anon is a marriage counselor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)18:08:37 No.68386250 If you were guaranteed that you'd have a lifelong, happy marriage if you married pic related, would you do it? Note: She will not get skinnier throughout her life, and she'll gain a bit more weight if she gets pregnant, but never anything that 820 KB PNG would put her health at risk. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)18:33:04 No.68386560 >>68386250 (OP)# >She will not get skinnier throughout her life That means she is sick and not capable of producing a healthy offspring, which is a key factor in a lifelong, happy marriage. Get f-----.
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