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Anon has a great cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/18(Sat)23:56:44 No.49733868 >be me >beta suicidal virgin >go to uni >pretty miserable and not a lot of friends >most people know that i am 99 KB PNG depressed >get a text from a cousin >he tells me not to kill myself >w--.jpg >"did you also become on of those f--- who tell me not to cuz of no reasons?" >"no anon i have great plans. We gonna live together, get hella bitchez, play lots of vidya and have a f------ mansion." >mfw it is the best thing i have ever heard in my life >mfw someone wants me in their life >mfw it has been a week since that text but i am still happy Thank you, cousin 1 Reply View Thread
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