Meme Encyclopedia
Images
Editorials
More
GotFunnyPictures is the property of Literally Media ©2024 Literally Media. All Rights Reserved.

Greentext Stories

129 Views • Created 2 years ago By Reddit Moments • Updated 2 years ago

Created By Reddit Moments • Updated 2 years ago

anon has a weird family | /r/Greentext

Story time >bee me >born into a pretty weird family >what most people would call a cult >entire cult was based around 229 KB PNG vomit >as a child i was fed my sisters vomit >all males in the family would either be locked in mothers room or banished from the home >once i was old enough like all my sisters i was taught how to reconise edible plants >males in the family did not have to learn these skills > after eating plants my sisters and i would return home and make our selves vomit, this vomit would then be eaten by the rest of the fam >one day i notice i giant af insect in the house >look around and see these insects are all over the babies in the household >panic.jpg >run to my mothers room >i had never been allowed to meet my mother(something to do with the cult idk) >rush in >greeted by the hum of all my brothers simultaneously f------ my mother(who was double the size of every other female in the house >every few seconds one of my brothers would inseminate her and every few seconds she would give birth >how was this even possible? >mother spots me and gets jealous >takes knife out her arse hole and stabs me >bee me >me bee
Origin Entry:

Greentext Stories

Source

Reddit

Notes

Textile Embed 
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/296/154/bbd.jpg!

Related Photos ( 4 )

Comments ( 0 )

Sorry, but you must activate your account to post a comment.

    Latest Images