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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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Created By X • Updated 6 years ago

The following is not part of the "My Little Pwny 2fort is Magic" Timeline so don't bother pointing that out According to my sources, the Mayan calendar predicted that this year of the marks the end of as we know it. Which basically means mass chaos and the end of clMization as we know it Or as us Americans call it 'the apocalypse d as RED team's appointed apocalyptic survival and team leader I am here to ensure that everyone here is fit for chaos, nuclear falout and a future that looks like Southern Michigan Wait a minute wait a minute! We're trusting our lives on you during a nuclear falout? And who made you team leader in the first place?! SHUT YOUR WORD HOLE, PRIVATE SAILOR SCOUT! I'm giving the orders around here! And as my first order as survival leader, I wil be doing a routine inspection of everyone's survival gear BATTLEMENTS Private Sparkle! I don't think we will be needing books come the end of world and ciilization as we know it! But most of these books are on surviving as written by experienced survival experts! I think they can really help us out! Take a look at this one! 600 Ways to Use Jarate For Survial by Bear Gryls The idea of making a survival kit is learning how to survive a nuclear falout as predicted by the Mayans thousands upon thousands of years ago!!!! The last thing we need to do is drinking double caffeinated radiation from a can hese are proven by the Russian Ministry of Food that they will survive through a nuclear explosion Especially 500 CRATES OF IT We even got a fridge of a Soviet-era flawor called Chermobyl Lime* Now with only a 40% chance of growing an extra toe BATTLEMENTS ugh. We cannot survive in the post-Apocalyptic world on cake alone, Private Ple What apocalypse are you taking about, silly? This is my breakfast for According to suvival expert Alton Brown, the use of muffins can be used as the confectionary muititool of the new post Mayan-Nuclear-Apocalyptic world of 2012. In a lecture he gave at the Food Network Academy in New York, muffins were proven to be more effective than that of a BATTLEMENTS FORGET IT! I rather spend the rest of my days running away from nuclear-powered zombies than survive with the rest of you insane people and ponies Then I'm guessing you dont want to hear about Alton Brown's lecture on how a muffin can be turned into a weapon that is deadlier than a AK-47? HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS!
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