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Anon finds love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/24/21 (Fri)08:25:37 No.863709057 >Fall for a girl. >Go on a date with her. >Drink a six pack, sitting on my car. >She takes off her glasses and tells me to kiss her. >Kiss her. 100 KB PNG >She aggressively pulls me in and kisses me, we make out for about a minute. >She sits there in silence. >Says "That was really unpleasant, can you just take me home?" Dude what the f---? 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 09/24/21(Fri)08:44:37 No.863709798 >>863709057 (OP)# 9 KB PNG
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