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Anon Avoids The Bad Fate Awaiting Him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)11:10:18 No.865729543 >in shop >walk down choccy isle >mm tempting to buy some >see a fat girl at the other end >get reminded that i will NOT end up like her >turn 360 degrees and walk away thank you god, these little miracles keep me small, pretty and away from temptation x 987 KB GIF
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