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Crusader Kings II

558 Views • Created 2 years ago By MPHJ • Updated 2 years ago

Created By MPHJ • Updated 2 years ago

Looking Back on your Past Characters

What looking back on your past characters feels like King Gerald - Didn't have much chance to expand - Decent stats - Died from stress - Ruled 21 years King Martin - Lowest stats possible - Survives revolt by his genius brother by hiring mercenaries using inherited money - Declares holy war on Scandinavia, gets absolutely destroyed - Plots to kill every ruler in a 150 km radius, fails every plot - Rules for 17 years King Frederick of England - Absolute genius, vassals love him - Manages to gain titles through succession, all his wives die mysteriously - Writes a New York Times bestselling novel - Rules for 26 years Saint Chaddus 'the Great' Emperor of Mankind - Gains two more kingdoms by the time he is 8 - Single handedly wins a Crusade at age 17 - Has 6 children, changes succession law so that his eldest daughter can inherit - Greatest dad ever, all his children have high stewardship and martial - Didn't get the immortality event chain because God wanted to meet him sooner - Grants his secondary empires to his commanders because they earned it - Immediately canonised after his death Queen Beatrice of England - Vassals hate her for some reason, immediately force Gavelkind on her - Could have been a great ruler but her life is cut short by the Black Death - Realm divided between idiot sons Duke Edward of Northumbria Rants about being the decendent of the greatest human to live - Tries to seduce every woman in his court, they reject him - Loses land to independence faction Count Ralph of Ulster - Dies heirless with gout just when you thought you could make it all back - His depression mirrors yours
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