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Anon is a good citizen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/21(Sat)23:59:37 No.862886219 >be me >walking home from work on my usual route smoking a cigi >see couple with a stroller >they are walking pretty fast but im a bit faster 7 KB PNG >realise i wont pass them quickly enough and the baby will inhale my smoke >take different route
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