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Baalbuddy

6639 Views • Created 3 years ago By Jazz Wizard • Updated 2 months ago

Created By Jazz Wizard • Updated 2 months ago

Biology Class

.so Elves naturally lose their It's theorized that this is ... collective sex drive as their an evolutionary response herd numbers increase. to avoid overpopulation, and a counter force to the long Elven lifespan. ELVEN BIOLOGY Elf egg You can doit! Insert ?19) womb So while Humans often joke that Elves are incels, we are actually VOLCELS: voluntarily celibate for the good of society! This will be on Best d--- Size?? the test, kids! Um, Miss Faewood? My DAD said that theory is fake news. Billy, your father is a dirty liar and a no-good bum who's afraid of commitment. He said that Elf women are super thirsty for the d---, but they're so desperate it's a turn-off, and if you sleep with them they get clingy and weird, so men of all species have learned from experience to avoid them. Now give me his new number, and tell him to stop ghosting me or I'm gonna wizardry his ass.
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"Patreon request: Explanation of Elf reproductive biology.

Elves do not die from old age so they don't go extinct, and to prevent overpopulation, they unconsciously release psychic waves that deter male sexual desire.
(Or maybe men just don't want to dick them, I dunno.)" – BB

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