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Anon got you | /r/Greentext

File: 1367118040786.png-(5 KB, 274x242, 1346705938179.png) O Anonymous (ID: utT2kGs9) 04/27/13(Sat)23:00:40 No.476087879 >11th grade >Got laid 5 times that summer >Meet a girl at school >She's weird, interesting, and a tomboy, also a 9/10 >Become good friends quickly >Home alone at her house one day >l start telling her I think she's cute >We kiss >She tells me that she wants to be a man >whoa.gif >tells me she's only into girls >shows me her strap on >tells me she comes to school wearing it sometimes >Wants me to help her find a girlfriend >Thinks I'm a stud that gets a lot of girls >I tell her l'll help her get girls >Have no idea how I'm going to do this >She asks if I want a h------- >Sure >She asks me what it's like to have a d---, and j-------, and have sex >She puts on the strap-on >She places my hand on her dildo-d--- >We are jerking each other off >She starts telling me about all of her fetishes >A lot of dark, twisted stuff >She has a fetish for legs >Wants to "play" with my leg >Sure >She starts kissing my leg >Licking my leg >Pulling my leg >Pulling your leg >l'm pulling your leg
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