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3641 Views Created 3 years ago By MPHJ • Updated 2 years ago

Created By MPHJ • Updated 2 years ago

TOMICS Young Jesus & Friends: Back to School "25 Years from Now!" by Tom Gould ALRIGHT, CLASS, TODAY WE'RE DOING AN ART PROJECT. I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE SOME CRAYONS AND PAPER AND DRAW WHAT YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP. WHERE DO YOU PICTURE YOURSELVES TWENTY-FIVE YEARS FROM NOW? FIRST IS JOHN. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A RIVER. UM. DROWNING PEOPLE? MM-HMM. AND WHAT ARE THESE TWO GIANT THINGS FIGHTING IN THE BACKGROUND? THE EVIL MONSTER IS TOUGH AND CRAFTY, BUT OF COURSE, IN THE END. THE BATTLE FOR HUMAN SOULS!| GOOD MONSTER WILL KICK THE EVIL ONE'S VERY GOOD. NEXT! THOSE ARE MONSTERS THAT REPRESENT GOOD AND EVIL CLASHING IN THE ETERNAL I'M BAPTIZING THEM! LAZARUS, HOW ABOUT YOU? | IS THIS YOu... IN A TOMB? WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TWENTY-FIVE YEARS? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU EXPÉCT TO DIE YOUNG ?! MAYBE I'M JUST OPTIMISTIC. YEAH, IF I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY SISTERS THAT LONG, I EXPECT TO DIE YOUNG. I DON'T KNOW, EXACTLY. YOU MEAN "PESSIMISTIC" DON'T YOU? AH, MARTHA, WHAT'S THIS? BLUEPRINTS FOR A HOTEL? NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE ON THE STREETS. I WANT TO GIVE THE POOR AND SICK A PLACE TO STAY SO THEY CAN ALL FEEL THE LOVE OF GOD! THAT'S SWEET, BUT PEOPLE ARE POOR AND SICK BECAUSE GOD HATES THEM, SO IT WON'T DO MUCH G0OD. YOUR PICTURE IS NICE, THOUGH. IT'S A POORHOUSE. THÀNK YOU, SIR. pat OH. pat WHAT ABOUT YOU, MARY? DO YOU WANT TO RUN A HOTÉL WITH YOUR BIG SISTER WHEN YOU GROW UP? I WANT TO BE A BIRD! YEAH BECAUSE THEY CAN FLY EXCEPT FOR SOME OF THEM THAT CAN'T FLY LIKE THE BABIES THAT CAN'T YET. OR IF THEY'RE IN EGGS THEY CAN'T FLY TO0. I WANT TO BE A FLYING ONE LIKE A BAT. A BIRD? OKAY, WELL, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT, IGUESS. NO. LAST UP IS JESUS! WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TWENTY-FIVE YEARS? I RAN OUT OF RED CRAYONS HALFWAY THROUGH, BUT I THINK IT CAME OUT ALRIGHT.
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