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Warhammer 40,000

1608 Views • Created 3 years ago By Soup King • Updated 3 years ago

Created By Soup King • Updated 3 years ago

The Most 40k Thing in 40k

The Eversor This m------------ right here is the goddamn eversor assassin. The most badass human to EMPEROR PRESERVE ME... exist(outside of primarchs, and commissars, and space marines, and the Emperor, etc.) Basically they stab and shoot and things die. Eversor in action These m------------ are drug fulled death monsters fighting capable of slaughtering an entire hive city. There can't stop, won't stop, don't know how to stop unless they're shutoff remotely. (OR EXPLODE) Eversors are cryogenically frozen inbetween missions Those drugs they're on shorten their life so much, it's easier to freeze them than tell them to sit in a corner But look at this m----------- right here goddamn How2control this monster • Here's what you do: • First you hook them up to some machine while they're out cold Tell them what to do. Make sure no cultists try to break in. • And bob's your uncle. Eversors They know only +we three things Killing Sleeping Worshipping the GOD EMPEROR ÕF MANKIND IF THEY DIDN'T DO THAT LAST THING, THEY'D BE KHORNATE WARRIORS OF F------ S--- UP "This is cool and all, but they die right?"- the simple minded tool asks • "F--- YOU" the eversor says as it EXPLODEŚ. THEIR BLOOD TURNS INTO AN EXPLOSIVE AND EXPLODES WHEN THEY DIE YOU MIGHT KILL THEM, BUT THEY GET THE LAST LAUGH MOTHEFUCKER "As a short summary of the Eversor, think of your neighborhood drug-addict and/or serial killer, give him a chainsaw, a storm-bolter, power fists, power armor then inject him so full of morphine, heroin and whatever else you can inject to into him until it starts leaking from every opening in his body, then mind- control him so he can do your bidding and tell him to kill anyone and everyone and everything he sees that isn't you. That's a good idea of what an Eversor is." • -1d4chan Whut we learn today They is brainwashed They is drug fulled They is loyal to the empra They can kill you just by lookin at your sorry ass. They have killer fashion sense TL;DR WRy. W.A You gon' die son
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An eversor is not a human being. It's a flaming ammo-dump that has been cunningly disguised as a drug store which was then carefully disguised again to look some what like a living creature.

As such, it is Fucking Awesome.

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