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Hazbin Hotel

2069 Views • Created 3 years ago By Necromagenvion • Updated 5 months ago

Created By Necromagenvion • Updated 5 months ago

The alternate universe where everything is pretty much the same but the hotel is now a strip club.

YES! IT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY BACHELOR PARTY, AND MY GROOMSMEN AND I WENT TO THE STRIPCLUB ONLY TO FIND THAT SOME A------ BOUGHT OUT THE ENTIRE FIRST TEN ROWS OF SEATS! SIR, CAN YOU TELL US IN YOUR OWN WORDS FOR JUST HIMSELF! WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT OF THE INCIDENT? WE HAD TO F------ TAKE TURNS WITH A PAIR OF BINOCULARS TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING ON STAGE! AND WHEN I WENT UP TO CONFRONT THAT SELFISH SON OF A BITCH, HE REACHED INTO HIS JACKET AND-. THAT'S RIGHT! THAT MAN HIT MY EMPLOYEE WITH A SHOULDER PAD! AND THIS ABSOLUTE F-----, SO THE MAIN STAR OF THE HE F-----' CUTS IN LINE OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH HIS NIGHT, THE ONLY WOMAN EVERYONE CAME HERE TO SEE, SHE SETS UP THIS NICE, ORDERLY SHADOW PUPPETS HOGGING THE CORRIDOR IN EVERY DIRECTION! THE REST OF US WERE LINE FOR LAP DANCES. PRACTICALLY SETTING UP CAMP NEXT TO THE VELVET ROPES! SO ALL OF US WHO PAID, SHE HAD A VIP ROOM, SEE, WE GO OVER THERE, ONLY TO FIND THIS F------ FOR ANYONE WANTING A SUPERMASSIVE BLACK PRIVATE SHOW AFTER HOURS. HOLE IN BETWEEN US AND THE F------ DOOR! THE F----- HAD ALL THESE TENTACLE BASTARDS SPRAYING US WITH INKY S--- WHENEVER WE TRIED TO GET AROUND IT! AND THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE DEALING WITH THAT FUCKERY, WE COULD HEAR THE A------ FROM INSIDE THAT ROOM, WHOOPIN' AND HOLLERIN' LIKE HE WAS GETTING THE BEST DAMN JOYRIDE OF HIS LIFE! NIGHTCLUB STAFF REPORT THAT THE INSTIGATOR WAS LET'S GO MEET HIM EVENTUALLY TAKEN NOW AND GET HIS OUTSIDE BY THE OTHER PATRONS, SIDE OF THE STORY! KICKED AND BEATEN MERCILESSLY, AND KNIFED SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE HE FINALLY AGREED TO LEAVE THE PREMISES! НЕНЕН... WELL, MISS IT WAS NOT MY KILLJOY, IN MY DEFENSE, INTENTION TO CAUSE MY FELLOW DENIZENS SO MUCH DISTRESS. THE MAIN PERFORMER THAT NIGHT WAS HOWEVER, AND PLEASE PARDON MY CRASSNESS, NONE OTHER THAN HELL'S OWN PRINCESS IT WAS ALL F------ CHARLOTTE MAGNE. WORTH IT AND I WOULD NOT HESITATE TO DO IT AGAIN. 669
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Hazbin Hotel

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Author’s Note: Blitzo’s shoulder pad bit is a reference to Bob’s Burgers.

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