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![Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Go to eat breakfast >Small beanie-baby frog cornes out of box cereal What the f--- >Backpack feels heavier than usual >Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs Am t >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill >Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- >Heavy knocks on door >Turn around >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >Lock the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper >Lift up frog >Take note son. >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: T-- is not, Anon." >He takes mask off sit's my Uncle >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot p----- myself >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds? Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 260240709 80240926 There was another time when, while l was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241xXxx here >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days Four days later, turn on >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xXX >Come home from school -Decide to eat ice-cream >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I can't eat my dinner -The next day come home >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down >He reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons -H e gives me half a s >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MIMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XXX >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass -Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Turtieneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and after one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. Eg Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)2240 № 80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undemeath a desk just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident >Wake up one moming of putty stuck on the c pg single wad -it >Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling >What the f--- -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >Look under bed >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day: Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morming and very dark t see s--- c cant -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, What, What?17 >MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD...wait, Dad? That isnt you? >Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask NOBODY UNDER MASK >Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/645/474/4bd.jpg)
![Fit WidthExpand Images File: 13300467 1.59 MB, 1280x720, 23895.png) igdb google 器「Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:26 No.61832287 >>61832508 >>61833238 GALAXIES DONT WORK THAT WAY [-]「Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:27 No.61832308 [ ! ] It's Super Spiral Space, I ain't gotta explain s---. I-1 [-]「Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:27 No.61832326 [ ! ] The Rule of Cool" /thread [-]「Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:28 No.61832345 [ ! ] >>61832447 >261832454 >261832463 >>61832535 >>61832541 >>61832580 >261832677 >>61833089 >>61833158 >>61833331 >>61833496 How do you know? Have you ever thrown a galaxy before? Do you even lift?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/807/053/d2c.jpg)
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update]Auto] 8 File: Md2Sf.jpg (8 KB, 244x138) Anonymous (ID: H HERSHO) 10/04/14(Sat)22:16:15 No.572225105-2 Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.- browsing a "best of 4chan" thread -see this at a friends house scheck out his itunes fibrary >literally only one song >Linkin Park In The End almost 30,000 plays Match 3...the post was about me Anonymous (ID: 1TFgkN7h) 10/04/14(Sat)22:17:50 No.572225323 3572225105 (OP Why do you not want to listen to me music? > Anonymous (ID: LE KOP.) 10/04/14(Sat )22:20:22 No.572225664 >2572226741 Prove it you f------ p------------ Anonymous (D vQHBhGWq ) 10/04/14(Sat)22:27:20 No.572226741 >>572227849>>572228438 3572225664 getting proof right now, bumping for time Anonymous (ID: vaHBhGWa) 10/04/14(Sat)22:39:07 No.57222843935722285343 572228556235722285692572228693572228716 572230353 늪늪572230405 5722288055722288252572228853572228901 572228 File: linkinpark.ong (66 KB, 1095x156) Linkin Park - In the End Q- Search Library 0:00 0:00 MusiC Radio SongsAlbums Artists Genres Playlists Match iTunes Store V Name Time Artist ▲ Album Genre Rating Plays Linkin Park - In the End 3:37 64694 here's your f------ proof Anonymous (ID: msewem) 10/04/14(Sat)22:55:42 No.572230752 File: 1412038548666.jpg (54 KB, 720x602) 22572230854 572230202 he played it two more times between posts what the f--- is wrong with you Anonymous (ID: vaHBhGWa)10/04/14(Sat)22:56:30 No.57223085457223091325722310072572231126 572231189 25722311912572231479 I like the song](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/842/251/7aa.jpg)
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